Catriona (mydarkstar) wrote in swansongs,
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i have. d'oh.
Well, of course you did, you're a pervert. Watch, now they're going to slash us together, and the whole story will consist of us sitting around watching the Evil Dead movies and squeeing over Ash, or something. And then sex. Possibly involving branches.
Twi + Ang in an Evil Dead AU? WHICH ONE OF US WILL TURN INTO THE EVIL DEAD AND WHICH ONE WILL WIND UP WITH A CHAINSAW FOR A HAND?
I WANT THE CHAINSAW, BITCH! NO CHAINSAW FOR YOU!

But wait. Typing with a chainsaw hand would totally suck. Now I'm torn.
Well, but there's also the AoD metal-hand-from-armour. Maybe you could type with that. You know, eventually.
Those fingers looked pretty thick, though (er...), and I'm clumsy enough as it is. Oh, alright, I'll be the Deadite. Oh, Ash Ang! Shoot me with your massive rifle! I've been soooo naughty!
Er.... You know what? as the one with the metal vibrator coming in the mail? I'm not going to talk about thick metal fingers. Not at all.

Anyway.

Fuck you gently with a chainsaw?

mydarkstar

15 years ago

asilvahalo

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mydarkstar

15 years ago

asilvahalo

15 years ago

mydarkstar

15 years ago

asilvahalo

15 years ago

Once upon a time, Ang and Twi had sex with each other in a tree. It was hot and sexy and oh-so-very-gawthic.

The end.

P.S. Ash is hot.
nonono. You've got it all wrong. Once upon a time, Ash, who was really sexy and had a metal hand (ahem), was a real dumbass and, upon finding the Necronomicon, started reading from it again because he didn't realize it was a FUCKING BOOK BOUND WITH HUMAN SKIN, and then the trees came. And raped Ang and Twi. and they turned into zombies and ate Ash's brain.

PS. They kept his hand.
bite me bitch! I like my STORY WHY ARE YOU BEING MEEN TO MY SOTRY YOU ARE SO MEEN

also, human skin is hott+++tttt. bitch.

PS. I luv you--wait sorry wrong journal.

PPS. I need vofffeeeeeee. coffee even. or coffee that does not takste like ASS. ass is a bad taste

ppps. I am so sos osrry. really i am.
But really, human skin is hotttttt. I want a necronomicon. but does it have to be about death and awfulness? coudln't it be the teddybearsandrainbowsnomicon?
Where do you think the Care Bears came from?
How long have you been awake? I'm working on 30 hours over here.

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Can I really? Yay!

So, like, does it turn you on when I try to eat your hair?